Bloodborne: 92...

[darkknightkryta]

lol right?

I mean, it's as if people don't ever actually think about this stuff. When was the last time Sony had an exclusive console game they published that went to PC? Why did everyone jump on the limited number of times Amazon France had a correct early listing and not talk about all the times they were wrong? Like when they listed Killzone: Shadow Fall for PC. I even heard the release date for the PC version was listed for the day after the PS4 version's release. If true, that should have been a big red flag.

Back in the 90s. Twisted Metal 2, or Jet Moto...2?

[Raven]

Back in the 90s. Twisted Metal 2, or Jet Moto...2?

Right. So basically one or two games from almost 20 years ago.

[Raven]

Raped by werewolf monsters.

[Mmm_fish_tacos]

Only game I've played for two nights and haven't passed the first level. At least I got all my gear now.

[DD_Bwest]

im up to 3 insight and got a couple of those skulls,   cant wait to start getting some coop going with you guys!

[Max King of the Wild]

"after only being out for 24 hours, I have spent over 50 hours with the game." bwahahaha.

"This game dragged on and on and on... For 30 minutes "

[Legend]

"after only being out for 24 hours, I have spent over 50 hours with the game." bwahahaha.

"This game dragged on and on and on... For 30 minutes "

Who's to say these people don't live in a bubble where time runs slower? They're probably all gaming on that planet from Interstellar.

[DD_Bwest]

i beat the cleric no problem...   gaston is retarded. i got him to 5% left, and he jumps into the air, lands on me, and kills me from full health. like wtf am i supposed to do?  he hits me 4 straight blows before i can get up and do anything, no heal, no attack, no dodge..  :S its happened 5 times now, over and over, i get him to that point, and he kills me from full health.. i dont know wtf im supposed to do?  is there some secret?   is there a trick to beating this magic attack of his?


edit:  YEESSS!!!! mwuahahahaha lol i made him my baby!!  i got his first 2 stages down easy, saved all my molotovs for as soon as he transformed and just started throwing lol didnt give that baby a chance to do that cheap shame

[darkknightkryta]

i beat the cleric no problem...   gaston is retarded. i got him to 5% left, and he jumps into the air, lands on me, and kills me from full health. like wtf am i supposed to do?  he hits me 4 straight blows before i can get up and do anything, no heal, no attack, no dodge..  :S its happened 5 times now, over and over, i get him to that point, and he kills me from full health.. i dont know wtf im supposed to do?  is there some secret?   is there a trick to beating this magic attack of his?


edit:  YEESSS!!!! mwuahahahaha lol i made him my baby!!  i got his first 2 stages down easy, saved all my molotovs for as soon as he transformed and just started throwing lol didnt give that baby a chance to do that cheap shame

You showed him!

[Raven]

Never underestimate the power of the cocktail.

[Dr. Pezus]

Who's to say these people don't live in a bubble where time runs slower? They're probably all gaming on that planet from Interstellar.

Cue theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDVtMYqUAyw

[DerNebel]

I made the little girl that lost her mother cry

Also beat Gascoigne, only took me 4 tries

[DerNebel]

LMAO Oh my fudgy gawd. Look at these horrible metacritic user reviews.

    "A shallow Monster Hunter clone with terrible clunky controls, dated looking graphics, TERRIBLE frame-rate. The game design is extremely poor, the flow of the game is stunted and uneven. Uses cheap gimmicks of artificial difficulty to extend a tedious and ultimately boring game."

A shallow Monster Hunter clone? This game is not even in the same fudgy genre. It's actually a spin-off clone of Demon's Souls... from the same fudgy pair of studios who started all this! Dated graphics? The game's visuals certainly won't get an award for technical achievement but calling them "dated" is a stretch.  Considering you don't even know what classification to NOT put this game in should I really waste time explaining why From Software aims for these visuals? I seriously doubt you put any amount of time in the game to be able to be a good source on the flow of the game but considering the game is pretty much "die...die again...then die some more" I think that's a pretty even flow. Cheap gimmicks of artificial difficulty? Like being punished for mistiming a dodge? Standing too close to a big enemy when they lunge at you? Not being careful about what enemies you pull and how many? If those are your ideas of cheap difficulty gimmicks then maybe you should just stick to playing anything made by Telltale.

Jesus, I just checked metacritic and that review was written by an ex chertz user, Wanderlei that Nintendo fanboy that at every occasion posted articles about how Sony was going bankcrupt soon.

[daredevil.shark]

Noob question. How da heck I do front stab in bloodborne? Everyone seems to know it.

[DerNebel]

Noob question. How da heck I do front stab in bloodborne? Everyone seems to know it.

Not every weapon has a front stab.