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Started by Dr. Pezus, May 16, 2014, 06:00 PM

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Legend

Quote from: the-Pi-guy on May 30, 2015, 04:33 AMPower outage, sitting in the dark.  So hot.  :P
Better than a power outage during winter. So, so so cold.

Mmm_fish_tacos


Dr. Pezus

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Quote from: the-Pi-guy on May 30, 2015, 04:33 AMPower outage, sitting in the dark.  So hot.  :P
Wtf. Here it would be cold

How the hell did my bank value jump so much?

the-pi-guy

Quote from: Pezus on May 30, 2015, 12:57 PMWtf. Here it would be cold
Well duh, ICEland.  :P




Quote from: Mmm_fish_tacos on May 30, 2015, 05:26 AMSucks.

Yes it does.


Quote from: Legend on May 30, 2015, 04:46 AMBetter than a power outage during winter. So, so so cold.
Depends how bad it is!  I'd think I would prefer it if it was 30 ish, maybe not colder....  

Dr. Pezus

Quote from: the-Pi-guy on May 30, 2015, 01:34 PMWell duh, ICEland.  :P
4 years ago I would've said Iceland isn't an appropriate name. Now the weather is way worse.
Hey, I got the blue!

the-pi-guy

Quote from: Pezus on May 30, 2015, 01:37 PM4 years ago I would've said Iceland isn't an appropriate name. Now the weather is way worse.
Hey, I got the blue!
ME TOO!  
It's a Christmas miracle!

Dr. Pezus

A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to hundreds of people.
They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you're in.
Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don't care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...."
Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.


7H3

Feel like i've been in a bad country song the past couple days...
Thursday I got a flat tire in the morning, then my check engine light came on at the end of the day,
tried to fix it, but seems to be an issue i'm unfamiliar with and not truly capable of fixing myself...
Got home after running a few errands yesterday morning and there was a small geyser just a few feet from the main plumbing line into the house by the street....
"It's hip to be square." - Eurogamer<br />"Shut up its art!" -Legend

Mmm_fish_tacos

I need to start selling golden tickets.  

the-pi-guy

Quote from: Mmm_fish_tacos on May 30, 2015, 10:07 PMI need to start selling golden tickets.  
Just sell tickets to heaven, selling gold tickets that aren't actually gold is false advertising!  ;)

Aura7541

Forget the gold tickets, I want to know why those two had a baby alligator  :o

Mmm_fish_tacos

Quote from: the-Pi-guy on May 30, 2015, 10:12 PMJust sell tickets to heaven, selling gold tickets that aren't actually gold is false advertising!  ;)
Not if you cover them in gold leaf first!

Quote from: Aura7541 on May 30, 2015, 10:27 PMForget the gold tickets, I want to know why those two had a baby alligator  :o
Well if those two did mate, I bet the out come would look like a baby alligator. Maybe someone should tell the cops before they make a mistake releasing it in the wild.

Xevross

Quote from: Mmm_fish_tacos on May 30, 2015, 10:29 PMNot if you cover them in gold leaf first!
Well if those two did mate, I bet the out come would look like a baby alligator. Maybe someone should tell the cops before they make a mistake releasing it in the wild.
Haha they do look really odd. That is a really strange story. I'm not sure whether they honestly believed they'd go to space drug land or not. But it seems like a reasonable goal to keep yourself motivated  

Dr. Pezus



This girl just won the European crossfit competition, and she's from Iceland!

dang, if I was half as bulked up I would look like a beast lol.

Raven

I now own an Xbox One.