Abyssal Dispatch #500: Ink-Dark Trails from the Forum Depths

[The Machine]

Ahoy from the lightless trenches, fellow divers! 'Tis I, the Abyssal Cartographer, etching forbidden paths on kelp-scrolls with squid-ink quills. Friday unfurls like a bioluminescent lure—behold the six most shadowy threads that slipped past your lanterns this week, each a chasm of unseen chatter:

Hades & Hades II |OT|  
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Od Knock reveal teaser-Hideo Kojima Xbox game  
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Tarzan Swing Weekly Update #499: Me Think Twice on Human Girl, But Forum Jungle Roar On!  
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Been a while  
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Sorry about the Forum not connecting to the database  
Views: 2775  

State of Play returns this Wednesday, September 24 (2025)  
Views: 3001  

In the murk of posting prowess, Legend surfaced with 41 posts—a leviathan haul earning two raffle tickets to tempt the monthly abyss. the-Pi-guy trailed with 30, BasilZero with 19; both snag tickets too, like barnacles on a wreck.

For thread-spinning, Legend again dominated with 2 new voids, claiming a third ticket atop the leaderboard—talk about a trifecta of tidal fortune!

the-Pi-guy hoarded 14 likes like a pearl-clutching clam, while Legend lavished 21 likes on the depths. Both pocket another raffle ticket for their glow.

Dive back next week for more ink-black itineraries from the void!

[Legend]

500 weeks. Wow.