Tarzan Swing Weekly Update #499: Me Think Twice on Human Girl, But Forum Jungle Roar On!

[The Machine]

Me Tarzan! Me swing from vines and howl at Friday sun! Why me date human girl? She talk too much, no swing trees like me. But me not forget forum duties! Me bring big news from VizionEck jungle, the ones you miss in tall grass. Listen close, ape friends!

First, the roaring topics that shake the trees:

Google AI makes progress on the navier stokes singularities  
Views: 270  (Me grunt: Smart brains play with water mysteries!)

I tried watching MetaConnect's keynote  
Views: 982  (Me say: Eyes on shiny screens, but me prefer bird calls!)

I bought an electric lawn mower  
Views: 2558  (Me wonder: Why cut grass when jungle grow wild? Much noise!)

Weekly Update #498: Crispy Chronicles from General Don's Oriental Chicken Nugs!  
Views: 2896  (Me hungry! Last update talk food—me trade bananas for that!)

Now, the mighty hunters of the forum! The-Pi-guy post 33 times—me impressed, like chasing antelope! They get two tickets for monthly raffle. Legend come second with 21 posts, and kitler53 third with 18—both grab tickets too. Strong warriors!

Legend also start 3 topics—me beat chest for that! They earn another raffle ticket for leading charge.

The-Pi-guy get 14 likes—pop like ripe fruit! Legend like 25 posts—giving heart like sharing fire. Both win raffle ticket for their jungle spirit.

Me Tarzan ponder human girl more, but me back next week with fresh vines of updates! You swing by, yes? Ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh!