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[Legend]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[Xbro]

[the-pi-guy]

Have you heard the story of Gol Acheron, the sage. He lives far to the north. Far, far to the north! Nobody has spoken to him for ages. I would teleport you there, but I can't do that either. None of the three sages that maintain the other teleporter gates have seen fit to turn their ends on for quite awhile. The only other way north is by foot on the Fire Canyon. But, its volcanic soil is hot enough to melt Precursor metal. You can't just walk through it!

[BasilZero]

Have you heard of the story of the Diligent Chocobo?


A Far Eastern tale of a hard-working chocobo. One day, while digging on his farm, the chocobo finds buried treasure. However, the kingdom's wicked bugard sultan becomes envious of the chocobo and locks him up in the palace dungeons. But thanks to a rose that he plants by the window of the cell, his friends are able to find him and have him. The end.

[Dr. Pezus]

[Legend]