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SWORDF1SH

Sep 04, 2016, 09:16 PM
This thread is for those slow news days. Say something random!

SWORDF1SH

#1
Sep 04, 2016, 09:17 PM
Why does everything taste of chicken??

Legend

#2
Sep 04, 2016, 09:45 PM
Lol Sundays are generally pretty dead.

Quote from: SWORDF1SH on Sep 04, 2016, 09:17 PMWhy does everything taste of chicken??
Because chicken is a very neutral flavor.

Lordfancypants

#3
Sep 04, 2016, 10:16 PM
If a chicken is eaten in the woods and no one is around does a tree make a sound when it falls?
Is this where I talk favorably about myself?

darkknightkryta

#4
Sep 04, 2016, 10:29 PM
Quote from: SWORDF1SH on Sep 04, 2016, 09:17 PMWhy does everything taste of chicken??
Because our computer overlords never had the pleasure of eating anything else.

SWORDF1SH

#5
Sep 04, 2016, 10:30 PM
Quote from: Lordfancypants on Sep 04, 2016, 10:16 PMIf a chicken is eaten in the woods and no one is around does a tree make a sound when it falls?
Easy, the egg came first!

Lordfancypants

#6
Sep 04, 2016, 10:45 PM
Quote from: SWORDF1SH on Sep 04, 2016, 10:30 PMEasy, the egg came first!
But why did frogger cross the road ?
Is this where I talk favorably about myself?

SWORDF1SH

#7
Sep 04, 2016, 11:02 PM Last Edit: Sep 05, 2016, 01:09 AM by SWORDF1SH
Quote from: Lordfancypants on Sep 04, 2016, 10:45 PMBut why did frogger cross the road ?
To buy a copy of VizionEck!

Edit: He then had to walk back when he realised it won't be released this decade :p

Legend

#8
Sep 04, 2016, 11:13 PM
Quote from: Lordfancypants on Sep 04, 2016, 10:45 PMBut why did frogger cross the road ?

SWORDF1SH

#9
Sep 05, 2016, 01:13 AM
If the grand old Duke of York had 10 thousand men. wouldn't that be like super sexist?

BananaKing

#10
Sep 05, 2016, 10:40 AM
Quote from: SWORDF1SH on Sep 04, 2016, 09:17 PMWhy does everything taste of chicken??
that only happens if you are black.


shame.. fudge... that was so racist, ill go ride my camel somewhere else. maybe some place with falafel and no pork, with a nice great view of a desert.

SWORDF1SH

#11
Sep 05, 2016, 10:43 AM
Quote from: NotBananaKing on Sep 05, 2016, 10:40 AMthat only happens if you are black.


shame.. fudge... that was so racist, ill go ride my camel somewhere else. maybe some place with falafel and no pork, with a nice great view of a desert.
lol

BTW, so you're not Bananaking? I guess you're not that insider Gnikananab either?

BananaKing

#12
Sep 05, 2016, 12:50 PM
Quote from: SWORDF1SH on Sep 05, 2016, 10:43 AMlol

BTW, so you're not Bananaking? I guess you're not that insider Gnikananab either?
i am bananaking from the charts, but they pranked me by changing my name to "notbananaking", (yeah, not a very clever group, if thats the best they came up with). but i never bothered to changing it back.

as from gnikananab, i can never dreamed of becoming such a legend ;)

the-pi-guy

#13
Sep 05, 2016, 03:46 PM
Quote from: NotBananaKing on Sep 05, 2016, 10:40 AMthat only happens if you are black.

shame.. fudge... that was so racist, ill go ride my camel somewhere else. maybe some place with falafel and no pork, with a nice great view of a desert.
Lol.  
At least you didn't make the other joke....  

SWORDF1SH

#14
Sep 11, 2016, 06:02 PM
If women can moan about not putting the seat down, why can't men not moan about them not leaving the seat up?
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