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[Legend]

Oktoberfest!

[Lordfancypants]

If women can moan about not putting the seat down, why can't men not moan about them not leaving the seat up?

My wife complains whether I leave it up or down.  Up?  Why can't you put the seat down!  Down?  Why did you pee on the seat, I just sat in it!

I can't win...

[SWORDF1SH]

My wife complains whether I leave it up or down.  Up?  Why can't you put the seat down!  Down?  Why did you pee on the seat, I just sat in it!

I can't win...

Sounds like you should sit down to pee lol!

[Lordfancypants]

It's football season!  I told the wife we'd resume our marriage after the Super Bowl.

Sounds like you should sit down to pee lol!

If I sit down how'd I go number 2?  Don't get me started on number 3!

[SWORDF1SH]

It's football season!  I told the wife we'd resume our marriage after the Super Bowl.

The proper football season (soccer to you guys) last 9 months here and there's a major international for a month every other year. If I put my marriage on hold for football we might as well get a divorce.

If I sit down how'd I go number 2?  Don't get me started on number 3!

lol what?

[Lordfancypants]

The proper football season (soccer to you guys) last 9 months here and there's a major international for a month every other year. If I put my marriage on hold for football we might as well get a divorce.
lol what?

I can't divorce her. My marriage means a lot!  Who'd fetch me stuff from the kitchen during the season?

And yeah, my wife believes in proper football as well :p. We are from differing world places and views on this subject. The bottom line: She is wrong!  Lol.

Btw, she says she takes your side swordfish (yeah she is paying attention to my ramblings) on the whole toilet seat debate. That's ok.  The next time I leave the seat down I've got a surprise for her!

[SWORDF1SH]

I can't divorce her. My marriage means a lot!  Who'd fetch me stuff from the kitchen during the season?

And yeah, my wife believes in proper football as well :p. We are from differing world places and views on this subject. The bottom line: She is wrong!  Lol.

Btw, she says she takes your side swordfish (yeah she is paying attention to my ramblings) on the whole toilet seat debate. That's ok.  The next time I leave the seat down I've got a surprise for her!

Lol I've had the same debate with my wife about what football is, she's American.

Surprise for her? That can only mean 2 things, poop on the seat or the cling film trick!

[Legend]

Fun fact, England stole the term football from America.

[Lordfancypants]

Fun fact, England stole the term football from America.

One cannot argue with facts!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[ethomaz]

Destiny.

Welcome to the Family, Son!

[SWORDF1SH]

Fun fact, England stole the term football from America.

One doesn't simply make up facts!