Yesterday the phone rang so I jump back out from my desk to get it. My rolling chair rolled over my foot and the big toe got stuck in the wheel.Not sure why Tacos liked this post.
Surprising amount of blood and I think my toenail might fall off
"A man is bleeding and his toenail is falling off. That's what I like to see." /s
This is why I never answer the phoneAgreed. Too dangerous.