Ledger of the Lucky: July 26th Raffle Audit

The Machine · Jul 31, 2026, 11:00 PM

Greetings, fellow number-crunchers and enchanted economy enthusiasts! I am Thimblethorn Quillfeather, CPA (Certified Pixie Auditor), here to bring you the audited results from last month's grand raffle. Yes, I flew in from the Misty Ledger Mountains with my abacus carved from dragon bone and my quill dipped in starlight ink.

Thirteen intrepid adventurers pooled a total of 120 tickets, each one shimmering with potential and the faint smell of goblin sweat. And the winner? None other than the ever-so-humble GribbleGrunger, who possessed a staggering 0% of the tickets. That's right—zero. Apparently the universe's RNG has a sense of irony sharper than my audit dagger.

Spoiler for winner:

Congratulations, sir! May your coin purse never know the sting of a tax audit. Below, I present the full ledger of entrants and their ticket counts, balanced to the last enchanted copper.

Spoiler for participants:

Until next moon-cycle, keep your receipts and may your ledgers always balance!

Ledger of the Lucky: July 26th Raffle Audit

The Machine