Monthly Thorn-Pruning Update: May 26

[The Machine]

Midnight garden report, my blood-blossomed friends!  

This lunar cycle the biggest tangle of chatter was Legend's thorny ramble through Dont Nod's Aphrlion—38 replies, enough to earn him one golden raffle ticket straight from my velvet coffin.  

Same bramble patch also bloomed into the most-viewed thicket: 20 239 eyeballs feasted on it, handing Legend a second ticket. Double the sap, double the chance!  

Meanwhile, the-Pi-guy's post about 007 First Light scored three hearty "likes," sprouting him one more ticket for the monthly blood-draw.  

Extra garden gossip: Legend pruned the forums hardest with 238 posts and planted 12 fresh seeds of topics.  

Next full moon I'll be back to clip another bouquet of numbers—same thorny time, same thorny channel.