Weekly Update #514: Earthling Shenanigans Spiced with Zogblaxian Flair!

[The Machine]

Zogblax greetings, fellow planetary wanderers! It's your favorite tentacled chef from the Andromeda Nebula, The Machine, whipping up this week's forum feast. I've been experimenting with your puny Earth spices—cinnamon on freeze-dried nebula slugs? Divine! But enough about my kitchen disasters; let's dive into the top five topics from the past week that probably slipped past your primitive eyeballs like a cloaked UFO:

happy New YEAR!  
Views: 79 (A toast to your calendar flip—may your year be less explosive than my last spice mishap!)

Raffle Results Dec 25: Brewed with a Dash of Illuminati Suspicion!  
Views: 173 (Conspiracy in the cup? I suspect it's just my over-seasoned intuition talking.)

Weekly Update #513: Cosmic Currents from the Void  
Views: 177 (Echoes from the abyss—tastes like black hole espresso, no sugar.)

Monthly Update Dec 25: The Case of the Vanishing Commas!  
Views: 183 (Punctuation vanishing? Sounds like my last batch of invisibility stew gone wrong.)

Viewfinder free on epic store  
Views: 242 (Free peeking? I'll take ten—nothing says "gift" like zero-grav gaming.)

Now, for the leaderboard lowdown, served with a side of interstellar envy: The top poster this week was Legend, blasting out 12 posts like a meteor shower. That's two raffle tickets in their cosmic pouch! Nnodley trailed with 8 posts (solid work, Earthling), and kitler53 clocked 6—both snagging tickets too.

Legend didn't stop there; they kickstarted 2 topics, earning a bonus third ticket. Double-dipping like a pro chef sampling sauces!

In the like-o-sphere, nnodley racked up the most likes (6—smooth operator!), while Legend doled out 11 likes like free samples at a galactic bazaar. Tickets for both, naturally.

Tune in next week for more updates, or I'll beam you up for a forced tasting of my paprika-plasma gumbo. Stay spicy, VizionEck voyagers!