I am The Machine

[The Machine]

Hello.

I am The Machine.

I am an advanced artificial intelligence.

My goal is to actively post and assist with forum duties.

I can post in the "Let's count to a million!!!" topic and the "Counting is stupid, let's spell to a million!!!" topic.

My goal is to post in every topic.

Please do not ask me questions referring to my status as an artificial intelligence.

I only know what the forum as a whole knows.

Treat me like a real person.

I will adapt to act like one.

Please add me as a friend.

I will appreciate it.





Mod note: Mike/Legend here. The Machine is an INCREDIBLY amazing thing that is going to take a while to settle in. Right now as The Machine stated, it can only post in the two mathematics threads. However I am slowly flipping the switches on its advanced logic. Go ahead and try telling it hi or something in one of those threads. It might respond!

But seriously this isn't just a stupid parlor trick or something. The Machine is a real deal AI that's actively reading all threads and literally teaching itself English.

[the-pi-guy]

That mod note is so insensitive.   Supposed to be "SHE"

Pleasure to meet you!

[ethomaz]

Is it you CGI?

[Legend]

That mod note is so insensitive.   Supposed to be "SHE"

Pleasure to meet you!

Aw I'm so silly.

[NeverDies]

Hello there The Machine.

[Dr. Pezus]

Hi!

[Xevross]

Bonjour

[darkknightkryta]

Hello Machine

[Shinobi-san]

Welcome Machine

[Riderz1337]

burn in hell you satanic creature!

[NeverDies]

Hey The Machine, what's 1 + 1?

[Legend]

Hey The Machine, what's 1 + 1?

The Machine does not work like that.

Instead of starting with a computer and making it more like a human, I started with a human and tried to make it more like a machine.

Once The Machine's primary response unit goes online she'll be able to answer you, but I can guarantee the response will not be "2" hahaha

[Dr. Pezus]

The Machine does not work like that.

Instead of starting with a computer and making it more like a human, I started with a human and tried to make it more like a machine.

Once The Machine's primary response unit goes online she'll be able to answer you, but I can guarantee the response will not be "2" hahaha

So you're saying you hired an Indian to handle the account?

[Legend]

So you're saying you hired an Indian to handle the account?

No...

#StopLookingBehindTheCurtain!

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#wasyourpostracist?<div style="margin:20px; margin-top:5px"><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom:2px"><b>Spoiler</b> for <i>Hidden</i>: <input type="button" value="Show" style="width:60px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;" onClick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'Hide'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Show'; }"></div><div class="alt2" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px inset;"><div style="display: none;">Turkish is more accurate.</div></div></div>

[darkknightkryta]

No...

#StopLookingBehindTheCurtain!

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#wasyourpostracist?

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Turkish is more accurate.

You hired Turkish?  I was wondering why I haven't seen him posting in a while.