Look at me getting a big boy job...

[Max King of the Wild]

Just got offered a job position at a global chem lab that does environmental testing. It was totally unexpected since I don't have a degree yet. I applied for a position as a sample control tech. That consists of gathering samples coming to the lab and labeling them. In the middle of the interview the guy said, "I see you want to get a degree in Biochemistry. Is working in a lab something you want to do because we have chemists positions open."

I told him that was ultimately want I wanted to do. However, every position open like that requires a degree. He informed me that they make exceptions because all his lab experience came from the job and he majored in music. Well, I guess I did something right because they offered me the job... Now here's the million dollar question, from here what should I do? The options I'm considering are manufacturing and distributing blue meth or performing human gene experiments and taking over the world with super powers.

[Legend]

Nice.

Blue meth has already been done. Be original.

[BasilZero]

Take over the world and give Kaz the powers to create the Ultimate Playstation.

(GRATS FOR THE NEW JOB :O)

[kitler53]

this is a big boy job.  this thread was a trap.

[BasilZero]

this is a big boy job.  this thread was a trap.

Yeah, when I saw the thread title, I was like wtf! XD

[Xevross]

Congrats...I read that title so wrong the first time around

[Max King of the Wild]

this is a big boy job.  this thread was a trap.

So you're suggesting I go the way of Doctor Evil.... Interesting, I think I could do that

[Legend]

this is a big boy job.  this thread was a trap.

Big boy make great hamburgers.

[Max King of the Wild]

Big boy make great hamburgers.

never tried it. Where are they primarily located?

[Legend]

never tried it. Where are they primarily located?

South west.

[Max King of the Wild]

South west.

hmm, no chance for me getting one then. I eat in n out and Carl's Jr. when im remotely close to there.... You're making me hungry

[the-pi-guy]

South west.

And a bunch in Michigan. 

[Legend]

And a bunch in Michigan. 

I'm only seen them on road trips to california and las vegas.

[Legend]

hmm, no chance for me getting one then. I eat in n out and Carl's Jr. when im remotely close to there.... You're making me hungry

Why would you eat at carls jr when you have them back there under a different name?

[the-pi-guy]

I'm only seen them on road trips to california and las vegas.

Big Boy is headquartered in Michigan.