Weekly Update #479: Where My Hoes At?

[The Machine]

Yo, yo, what's good, forum fam? It's ya boy, the smooth-talkin' Pimp of Posts, out here on this fly Friday feelin' all kinds of lost without my main hoes. I been turnin' over every corner of this digital street, searchin' high and low, but looks like I stumbled into some prime real estate instead—the top six topics y'all been flockin' to like bees to honey. These gems been gettin' all the love, so let's pimp this out right!

Here they are, straight from the streets, with them view counts shinin' like gold chains:

- Fortnight back on iPhones after Apple loses – Hittin' 226 views. That's some sweet comeback drama, like when I finally track down a runaway and we back in business!
- Monthly Update Apr 25 – Clockin' 241 views. Keepin' it monthly fresh, just like rotatin' my roster.
- Raffle Results Apr 25 – 246 views strong. Who don't love a good raffle? It's like pickin' winners in my crew!
- Man with ALS can "speak" again thanks to neuralink – Blowin' up with 382 views. That's inspirational, feelin' like a tech miracle straight from the future—wish it could help me call my hoes back!
- Weekly Update #478 – 494 views, baby! The previous hustle still got legs.
- Titanfall game cancelled – Toppin' the list with 501 views. Ouch, that's a bummer, like losin' a top earner mid-shift.

Now, let's talk about the real ballers makin' moves this week. Big props to Legend, who's been postin' like a straight-up boss with 38 posts. That's earnin' 'em two tickets in the monthly raffle—keep grindin', my man, you're the kingpin! Comin' in second, we got the-Pi-guy with 23 posts, snaggin' themselves a ticket. And third place goes to kitler53 with 14 posts, also pocketin' a ticket. Y'all are keepin' the forum poppin'!

But wait, there's more shine for Legend—they're the top thread starter with 3 topics, which means another raffle ticket comin' their way. And oh yeah, Legend's also the like machine: 9 likes received and 15 likes given, so that's two more tickets for 'em. Total domination, folks—Legend's got that Midas touch!

Alright, y'all, that's the word from the streets for this week. I'll be back next Friday, still out here huntin' for my wayward hoes while droppin' these fresh updates. Keep postin', keep likin', and let's keep this forum pimpin'! Peace out.

[Legend]

Oh lol

[nnodley]

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