Kerotan aka OneKartVita

[Kerotan]

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OneKartVita

 Let's break it down. 

 "OneKart" and "Vita" 

 Lets break it down further!

 "KartOne" and "Life" (Vita = Life)

 And lets break it down one more time!!

 "Kerotan" "Lives" 

 

 Back Story: 

 A year ago one of the most beloved VGchartz user ever "Kerotan" teamed up with the dark lord "Smeags" to pull off the greatest VGchartz April fools of all time. 

 "Kerotan" was permantely banned and labeled a "Flaming Weasal" alt (One of the most notorious users ever).

 The fallout rivaled the Tungusta event. 

 My goodbye thread can be read here:

 http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=200177&page=1

 My wall went into meltdown mode until they finally prevented users from posting on banned users walls.

 http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/profile/116509/kerotan/

 After the permanbanning I decided to take a break for most of the year and only returned a few months ago on this account. I was going to keep my head low and stay out of threads that would give me away but I wasn't bothered so naturally a few users were suspicious. The only thing I regret was letting down people like Dr. Vita who thought I was really gone. It's like faking your death and not telling your family. Those feels!

 Kojima would have been pround. You can call me "Venom Kerotan"

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuK1Yr35Io

 

Just so there's no confusion.  I never actually was flaming weasel.  Some people tried using that against me so let's just set it record straight

[Legend]

You're not weasel?

My whole world is a lie.

[Dr. Pezus]

dang, my mind is spinning

[Xevross]

I didn't even see the whole weasel thing in the first place.

Now I don't know what's going on

[Kerotan]

Yeah let's be real here weasel was a fudgy tool haha.  The best part of my hoax ban was seeing my haters on charts believe I was really him and feeling good about it.  

Someone even said Seece called it like 2 months before.  Lmao.  

[Aura7541]

You one brilliant (my mom makes great fudge)

[Kerotan]

You one brilliant (my mom makes great fudge)

Cheers dude.  Are you only accepting my buddy request now that you know I'm not weasel?  

[Aura7541]

Cheers dude.  Are you only accepting my buddy request now that you know I'm not weasel?  

I wasn't sure. Like many other people, I really though that you were weasel and I fell for it hook, line, and sinker

[Cute Pikachu]

Thought that too, heres my response.

[ethomaz]

You are Kerotan and always will be Kerotan for me.

I don't fall for alt users... in my biased dream world there is no alt user.

PS. Yes Pezus you can be you and all of others

[JoeTheBro]

You are Kerotan and always will be Kerotan for me.

I don't fall for alt users... in my biased dream world there is no alt user.

PS. Yes Pezus you can be you and all of others

Yup, no alts here.

[ethomaz]

Yup, no alts here.

Welcome NotEthomaz

[Xevross]

Cheers dude.  Are you only accepting my buddy request now that you know I'm not weasel?  

This post made me realize we're not buddies.

I can't believe it!

[Max King of the Wild]

Well, being that I'm weasel... It was pretty fudgy obvious you weren't him so

[Kerotan]

Thought that too, heres my response.

I always felt awkward with you on here.  Like you were always polite to me but deep inside I knew you were saying "that little weasel fudge maker"  and hated me because of it.  

But now you know you can stop hating me on the inside xD