Come up with better names for games with stupid titles

Started by Legend, Jul 16, 2015, 03:16 AM

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Legend

Here's some I came up with

Destiny => Guardians

Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection => Uncharted Trilogy: Remastered

Horizon: Zero Dawn => Horizon

Mass Effect: Andromeda => Mass Effect 4

BananaKing


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Legend

Quote from: NotBananaKing on Jul 16, 2015, 08:14 AMVizio........ what?! huh?

"VizionEck" is the name of something in the game, similar to how Bayonetta is the name of something in that game.

However in keeping with the thread, here are some quick alternatives I came up with. Such wow, much good.


VizionEck => Dawn of The Final Day

VizionEck => Prisoner 4062

VizionEck => The Viatore

VizionEck => Cube Warfare

VizionEck => S.O.S.

VizionEck => Cube3

VizionEck => Project Survival

VizionEck => Deadly Darkness

VizionEck => The Awakening

7H3

VizionEck the Awakening
ending final credits secret scene you see a hamster crawl out of the cube. Like a real hamster crawling out of a vizioneck cube model IRL
That would be tops
"It's hip to be square." - Eurogamer<br />"Shut up its art!" -Legend

Legend

Quote from: 7H3 on Jul 17, 2015, 02:32 AMVizionEck the Awakening
ending final credits secret scene you see a hamster crawl out of the cube. Like a real hamster crawling out of a vizioneck cube model IRL
That would be tops
Spoiler Alert for VizionEck's ending

Spoiler for The Awakening:
The cube becomes sentient and exits the game. It has awakened.<br><br>It then proceeds to travel the world to take photos with food.<br><br><br><div style="margin:20px; margin-top:5px"><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom:2px"><b>Spoiler</b> for <i>Hidden</i>: <input type="button" value="Show" style="width:60px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;" onClick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'Hide'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Show'; }"></div><div class="alt2" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px inset;"><div style="display: none;">Here it is visiting the world&#39;s largest donut:<br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/KX3c2bO.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" loading="lazy"><br><br>And here it is with some Swedish pastries:<br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/pysoDgQ.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" loading="lazy"><br><br>Here we see the cube enjoying some Swiss fondue:<br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/78sfd7Y.jpg?1" alt="" class="bbc_img" loading="lazy"><br><br>Turns out the cube likes weiners too:<br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/S8kcM2y.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" loading="lazy"><br><br>You&#39;ll have to buy the game to see the rest of the cube&#39;s amazing meals!<br></div></div></div><br><br>