Cheese sandwich or cheese toasty?

[SWORDF1SH]

Hot or cold? Crispy or soft? Melty or solid?
So many factors at play but what will you choose, toasty or sandwich?

Since it's a controversial thread I'll keep it anonymous.

[Legend]

What place calls them a cheese toasty? Either grilled cheese or a melt.

[Max King of the Wild]

What place calls them a cheese toasty? Either grilled cheese or a melt.

Weird foreigners. Or dumb southerners. Or hipsters.

[nnodley]

Uh,  hot, slightly crispy, and super melty!! Is there any other way you savages!!

[the-pi-guy]

I take responsibility for this thread existing.

[SWORDF1SH]

Weird foreigners. Or dumb southerners. Or hipsters.

What place calls them a cheese toasty? Either grilled cheese or a melt.

I bet you use the square sliced fake apple strudel cheese also.

[Raven]

It must have Miracle Whip either way.

[Max King of the Wild]

It must have Miracle Whip either way.

What the fudge kind of disgusting blasphemy is this?

[SWORDF1SH]

Look I don't want to be a toasty fanboy but you grilled cheese babies need to gtfo. Using fake cheese and squashing the fudge out of it in a frying pan isn't the way forward. fudgy butchers!

[Legend]

I bet you use the square sliced fake apple strudel cheese also.

Velveeta is the only way to make a proper grilled cheese sandwich.

[Aura7541]

I like it melted. I recently had a gyro feta omelette at a diner and that was delicious.

[Raven]

What the fudge kind of disgusting blasphemy is this?

It's most delicious, you piece of shame communist!

[Max King of the Wild]

It's most delicious, you piece of shame communist!

Next you'll say you put ketchup on hot dogs.

[Raven]

Next you'll say you put ketchup on hot dogs.

Only a commie wouldn't.

[SWORDF1SH]

Next you'll say you put ketchup on hot dogs.

I'm a bi-saucual, I have ketchup and mustard. Get over it, it's 2016!