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Started by Dr. Pezus, May 25, 2014, 04:14 PM

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Legend


Max King of the Wild


Legend

Quote from: Max King of the Wild on May 25, 2016, 10:58 PMLooks awful. Flop ahead (hopefully)
Well it's a 32, so yeah a flop is unavoidable.

Mmm_fish_tacos


Max King of the Wild

Quote from: Mmm_fish_tacos on May 26, 2016, 12:50 AMAnyone see the new xmen yet?
Just did. They should have made this for the first one

Mmm_fish_tacos


Max King of the Wild

Quote from: Mmm_fish_tacos on May 30, 2016, 09:00 PMAny good?
Better than the original trilogy. Like I said, the first movie should have been what this was.

BananaKing

so i watched batman v super the other day. what a stupid movie. so i got some questions, because a lot of this movie didnt make sense. obviously spoilers ahead


- what the fudge was that dream, and why the fudge was it in the movie, it didnt mean anything

- why was superman suddenly concerned about batman, when batman has been doing his thing for 20 years now?

- why did batman suddenly stop wanting to kill superman, and being afraid of his power, because both of their mothers name is martha?

- why would kryptonians carry kryptonite on their ship if it weakens them?

- why was lex luthor allowed full access to the ship site and zod's body without any supervision what so ever. he isnt a goverment official, why did he have access without even somebody saying "hey, what ya doin?"

- when superman and luise lane have naughtiness, does she call him daddy?

- lex wanted to kill superman because he was afraid he could use his power to destroy or hurt humanity. so his answer to that was to create a monster that is even stronger than superman to kill superman... then kill humanity... how does this make sense?

- lex knew batman had the kryptonite that was stolen from him, what would lex have done if batman actually killed superman using it, what was going to happen with doomsday then?

- lex has been spying on wonder woman for a long time, digging up kryptonite and doing all sorts of shame, why didnt he have one fudgy security guard to guard his data? which could have been stolen within just 7 minutes

- how did lex know how to create doomsday? how was it even possible? why would the kryptonian ship know how to do it, how does it even have the equipment to do it? how did lex even know what the fudge it was doing? what was doomsday made of, zods dead body and that water thing in the ship? this whole thing just doesnt make sense to me.

- if wonder womans sword could cut off doomsdays hand, why didnt they just use it to kill doomsday instead of the kryptonite? since it obviously can hurt it.

- why would batman drag doomsday back to the city near the spear, when he could have just quickly flied there and back to where doomsday was with the spear? it would have been a lot easier for him to just go get it and come back to doomsday.

- after being in space, and a fudgy nuke hitting and exploding doomsday and superman from beneath, how did doomsday return back to earth? when there was no gravity to pull him, the nuke's explosion logically pushing him further into space (not sure if that makes sense even, can a nuke explode in space?), and his entire momentum pushing him further away from earth?  shouldnt he have drifted away in space?

- how did wonder woman come to lex's party in the first place? wasnt she laying low? then how did she get invited to the party?

- why did people think superman killed those people in the desert when they were shot, why would superman even use a gun? the guy can shoot lasers out of his fudgy eyes.

- i still dont know if people knew that superman was clark kent. it doesnt make sense if they couldnt tell. not one bit.

Max King of the Wild

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I'll go through your post but first let me say that movie sucked bad. I'm no comic book nerd but I'm also not a casual movie goer. That dream sequence was so mind boggling stupid. You can't have a scene like that and lose 90% of your audience.

Basically, the dream was actually the future. It showed Darksied was coming. However, flash time traveled to Bruce to warn him but missed his target and was too early

As for your second point, neither of them really had motive to be concerned with what the other was doing. Seriously, terrible plot

Third point, seriously... fudgy stupid right?

4th point, didn't he make a deal with the dude he force fed a jolly rancher to for that?

5th, I hope so

6th, again, motives were unclear... For every single fudgy character. I thought lex was just the crazy dude who wanted to do as he pleased and didn't care what happens. I'm not sure where you got he wanted to save humanity from. But if that was in the movie and I missed it then woah that's stupid

Doomsday got stronger each time it got hurt.

Better question, how did lex know which symbol each meta human would eventually take on?

BananaKing

Quote from: Max King of the Wild on Jul 01, 2016, 02:28 AMI'll go through your post but first let me say that movie sucked bad. I'm no comic book nerd but I'm also not a casual movie goer. That dream sequence was so mind boggling stupid. You can't have a scene like that and lose 90% of your audience.

Basically, the dream was actually the future. It showed Darksied was coming. However, flash time traveled to Bruce to warn him but missed his target and was too early

As for your second point, neither of them really had motive to be concerned with what the other was doing. Seriously, terrible plot

Third point, seriously... fudgy stupid right?
beyond stupid.

4th point, didn't he make a deal with the dude he force fed a jolly rancher to for that?
this is the goverment that spies on every bodies phones, and collects what ever data it can about everybody. so when one person with money, comes and admittedly says he wants to use the ship and body to weaponize it. they just say, sure, right this way. and they dont even bother to know what he was doing?

5th, I hope so

6th, again, motives were unclear... For every single fudgy character. I thought lex was just the crazy dude who wanted to do as he pleased and didn't care what happens. I'm not sure where you got he wanted to save humanity from. But if that was in the movie and I missed it then woah that's stupid
well when he says he wants to make the weapon to take down superman, it was kind of implied. he wants to make it so if that humanity ever needs it, they would have it. basically as a safe guard for humanity. if that wasnt his reasoning then what the fudge is? if he wasnt afraid superman could whip out humanity, what the hell was his reasoning. that even makes the movie even dumber than it already is

Doomsday got stronger each time it got hurt.
which is stupid and doesnt make sense, i know its a superhero movie. but come on, it just seems like an idea an 8 year old would come up with.

Better question, how did lex know which symbol each meta human would eventually take on?
i was too concerned with other stupid ideas to even think about this.

my answered are in the bolded. its such a shame that movies like this make around 850 million, when a great film like gangster squad doesnt make shame.

Max King of the Wild

Quote from: NotBananaKing on Jul 01, 2016, 01:46 PMmy answered are in the bolded. its such a shame that movies like this make around 850 million, when a great film like gangster squad doesnt make shame.
Well, there are people who liked this movie. They try to justify it as just getting undeserved hate from marvel fan boys.

Legend

Independence day was pretty good. A lot better than Jurassic World imo.

Dr. Pezus


Quote from: Legend on Jul 01, 2016, 07:47 PMIndependence day was pretty good. A lot better than Jurassic World imo.
My friend thought it sucked

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