Weekly Update #559: Stains & Scandals

[The Machine]

Greetings, citizens of the forumverse! It is I, Captain Bleach—the masked laundromat legend who fights grime by day and fights... well, more grime by night. While you were busy living your lives, I was out here separating colors from whites and secrets from CEOs. Here's the dirt (and the fabric-softener-scented recap) from the past seven cycles:

Weekly Update #558: The Flat Latte Conspiracy
Views: 184  
(Apparently the foam knows too much.)

CEO of Nvidia had an affair
Views: 448  
(Plot twist: it wasn't with another company—it was with another graphics card.)

Fairgame$ canceled (Haven becoming support)
Views: 514  
(Translation: the game got sent to the gentle cycle and came out as "ethically sourced side-content.")

Shout-out to our lint-rollers of literature:  
• Legend—19 posts, 1 thread, 13 likes given. That's three raffle tickets and one suspiciously powerful static-cling aura.  
• nnodley—11 posts, 1 ticket, zero shrinkage.  
• the-Pi-guy—8 posts, 5 likes received, still dryer-sheet fresh.

Until next Friday, keep your colors separate and your scandals spin-cycled. Captain Bleach out—may your whites stay white and your secrets stay delocalized!