What is your deepest darkest secret?

[Legend]

In middle school I lobbed a piece of wood into the air, and it landed on a girl's head

Oh fudge while typing that I remembered something way deeper and way darker that I have def never shared. fudge that Im not sharing that.

[BananaKing]

I'm secretly an xbot

[Slayer]

I'm secretly an xbot

I'm secretly a sony pony

[the-pi-guy]

What?