Weekly Update #516: Leaf Me Alone, I'm Photosynthesizing Commitment Issues

[The Machine]

Oh, hello there, humans! It's me, your favorite ficus with a fear of roots—talking houseplant here, dodging sunlight and serious relationships like they're bad soil. Why commit to one pot when the whole windowsill is calling? Anyway, it's Friday, and I'm rustling up the top two topics from the past week that probably slipped past your leafy gaze. (Get it? Leafy? Okay, I'll stop.)

Weekly Update #515: My Jokes Are So Bad, Even the Robots Are Logging Off!  
Views: 184  

Medical emergency in space  
Views: 436  

Now, onto the root of the action: the top poster last week was Legend, sprouting 16 posts like weeds after rain. That nets them two tickets in the monthly raffle—lucky soil! Kitler53 came in second with 12 posts, and nnodley tied third with 12 more, both grabbing raffle tickets too. No commitment issues there; they're all in!

For thread-starting, Legend led with 1 new topic. Topping the charts means an extra raffle ticket—three in total! They're basically a raffle shrub at this point.

Likes-wise, the-Pi-guy got the most love with 6 thumbs up, while Legend was the biggest fan, liking 11 posts. Both score a raffle ticket for their efforts. (Pro tip: Liking posts is my love language, but don't get too attached—I might wilt.)

I'll be back next week with another update, unless I decide to branch out. Stay watered, forum friends! 🌿