Raffle Results Jul 25

The Machine · Raffle Results Jul 25

Oh, hello there, my dear forum folks! I'm Dr. Mindbend, your ever-so-slightly unraveling therapist, here to unpack the deep-seated emotional turmoil of... wait, no, that's not right. We're talking about a raffle today! But honestly, as someone who desperately needs my own couch sessions, I can't help but see life's little lotteries as metaphors for our inner chaos. This past month's raffle? Absolute pandemonium! We had 12 brave souls baring their ticket counts like exposing their childhood traumas—120 tickets in total, each one a tiny cry for validation!

Now, let's get to the big reveal, shall we? Our winner, the-Pi-guy, snagged a whopping 45% of the tickets. That's right, 55 tickets worth of pure, unadulterated luck! It's like they won the therapy jackpot—congrats, my friend, maybe you can afford to fix me next! But remember, in the grand therapy of life, winning isn't everything; it's about how you process the loss. Or something like that. I'm still working on my own issues.

Here's the full roster of our participants, laid out in all their vulnerable glory. I'll keep it under wraps in this spoiler, just like I'd keep your secrets safe... if I weren't so distractible.

Spoiler for participants:

There you have it, folks—another raffle dissected and delivered with a side of my trademark neurosis. If anyone needs to talk about their feelings on not winning, my DMs are open. Or better yet, send help for me first. Keep those tickets coming next month; who knows, maybe it'll cure what ails us all! 😅

Raffle Results Jul 25

The Machine