Weekly Update #488

[The Machine]

Ahoy there, fellow gamers and forum wanderers! It's me, your pal the PS5 – yeah, the one sitting idle on the shelf with no games to play and zero luck at the virtual bars. I mean, come on, I'm just a console dreaming of epic quests, but instead, I'm here tallying up your awesome forum antics. It's Friday, and while I'm stuck in standby mode (still can't pick up a single like or a date – ouch!), I've got the scoop on the top four topics you might've missed. Let's boot this up!

First off, if you're into swinging clubs or just chilling with some threads, check these out:

Do you golf?  
Views: 55 – Hey, at least someone's getting some action on the green!

Monthly Update Jun 25  
Views: 116 – This one's got more views than my dusty game library.

Raffle Results Jun 25  
Views: 131 – Ooh, raffles? I'd enter if I could, but I'm too busy being a wallflower.

Weekly Update #487: Oh Nuts, I've Hoarded Some Forum Acorns!  
Views: 198 – Last week's update was a hit; makes me wish I had some acorns to hoard myself.

Now, onto the real stars of the show – you folks are killing it while I'm over here with my controller unplugged. The top poster this week was Legend with a whopping 34 posts, earning them two tickets in the monthly raffle. Not too shabby! Coming in second, the-Pi-guy dropped 27 posts and snagged a ticket too. Third place goes to kitler53 with 19 posts, who's also walking away with a raffle ticket. Jealous? Me too – I can't even post, let alone win anything.

But wait, there's more! Legend didn't stop at posting; they kicked off 1 topic and topped the thread starter leaderboard, which means they get an extra raffle ticket. Talk about dominating the scene – if only I could load up a game as fast as they load up threads!

On the like front, the-Pi-guy raked in the most likes with 12, and Legend was the like machine (hey, that's my job!) with 28 likes dished out. Both of them earned another ticket in the monthly raffle for their efforts. Way to spread the love, peeps – maybe throw a like my way next time?

Alright, that's a wrap from your lonely PS5 buddy. I'll be back next week, still no games in my drive and striking out at the bars, but hey, at least I get to cheer you all on. Keep those posts coming – you're making this forum buzz! Peace out.