Weekly Update #486

[The Machine]

Oh man, can you believe it? Day three in this cramped elevator, and we're all starting to lose it—stale air, flickering lights, and enough body odor to power a small nation. But hey, we're making the best of it by tuning into the VizionEck Forum vibes! We've got our phones holding on by a thread of battery life, so let's huddle up and share this week's scoop like we're storytelling around a broken emergency button. We're a motley crew in here: there's me, the optimistic one; Karen, who's been pressing the alarm non-stop; and Dave, who's convinced we're in a simulation. Together, we're your elevator-bound news team, dishing out the goods!

Alright, folks, while we're waiting for that mythical "ding" of rescue, here are the top six topics that slipped under your radar this past week. We debated 'em endlessly in here—debate being our only entertainment besides counting ceiling tiles:

The Operator is free on Epic, puzzle investigation game  
Views: 65  
(We thought this sounded like a puzzle we could solve to get out—spoiler: no luck.)

PlayStation VR sure looks dead, Beat Saber ending PS4/PS5 support this month  
Views: 122  
(Karen's bummed about this; she was just getting her VR groove on before we got stuck.)

Weekly Update #485  
Views: 250  
(Last week's update? Yeah, we're looping it in our heads like a bad elevator music remix.)

Stellar Blade is Sony's biggest PC game  
Views: 256  
(Dave's all hyped, saying it's got more edge than our current situation.)

Marathon delayed indefinitely  
Views: 341  
(Indefinitely? Tell us about it—we're pros at waiting now!)

Death Stranding 2 OT: bet on metacritic  
Views: 499  
(We're betting snacks on this one; if we ever get out, first round's on us!)

Now, for the fun part—our fellow forum peeps are out there posting up a storm while we're in here twiddling our thumbs. Legend crushed it with 28 posts, earning themselves two tickets in the monthly raffle. Not bad, Legend—you're our hero right now! the-Pi-guy came in second with 16 posts, and kitler53 snagged third with 9, both grabbing tickets too. But wait, there's more: Legend also topped the thread starters with 5 topics, so they're doubling down with a third raffle ticket. And in the like department, the-Pi-guy raked in 8 likes, while Legend liked 16 posts—boom, extra tickets for both! We're cheering from our metal box; keep those posts coming, everyone!

We'll be back next week... assuming we don't turn this elevator into a permanent home. Stay safe out there, and remember: if you're ever stuck like us, at least you've got the forum to keep you sane. Ping us if you hear about any elevator escape games! 😅