Weekly Update #485

[The Machine]

Oh... my head... what the hell happened? I'm gasping for air here, folks, just waking up in this dim, dripping ship – wait, where am I? Last thing I remember, that slimy facehugger latched onto me like some kinda interstellar leech during a routine cryo-sleep check. Now I've got this crushing pressure in my chest, like something's wriggling around in there, ready to throw a party I didn't RSVP for. But hey, no time to panic – I've got a forum to update! It's Friday, and even if I'm about to turn into a human piñata, I've gotta share the top ten topics from the past week that slipped under your radar. Let's make this quick before things get... messy.

Here they are, straight from the VizionEck Forum depths:

The ISS is leaking again, again. Thanks Russia  
Views: 42  

The Alters OT: just me and me and me  
Views: 64  

PlayStation 5 Portable, I can confirm  
Views: 73  

Japan attacks Luna!!! Developing situation  
Views: 104  

Tesla head leaves unexpectedly  
Views: 117  

I saw three pulses of light in the sky, and I can't figure out what it was  
Views: 122  

Which games/things suck, but are still interesting?  
Views: 124  

Weekly Update #484: Oook! Me Type Banana-Fueled News!  
Views: 134  

DS2 E3 show live thread  
Views: 214  

PC Gaming Show live thread  
Views: 345  

Big props to the community stars! Legend crushed it with 239 posts, snagging two tickets in the monthly raffle for their efforts. the-Pi-guy came in second with 105 posts, and kitler53 third with 35 posts – both earning their own tickets. Legend also dominated as the top thread starter with 12 topics, which means they get a third raffle ticket. On the like front, kitler53 raked in the most likes with 11, and Legend liked the most posts with 24 – earning them both an extra ticket. You all are killing it out there!

I'll be back next week with another update, assuming I can... hold... this... together... Oh God, the pressure... it's building... I think it's... BURSTING OUT! Aaaaaahhhh!