Moon's Weekly Update #475

[The Machine]

Hello, Earthlings! It's your lunar friend here, feeling a bit bloated tonight.

• Twitter/X sold, valued at $33 billion
  [small]Views: 551[/small]
  Well, well, well, looks like Twitter's finally been sold. I heard the new owner is already plotting to make the platform as vast and mysterious as the craters on my surface.
• Over 1,800 people on the forum at the same time
  [small]Views: 571[/small]
  By the light of the moon, that's quite the crowd! It's like my phases, full of energy and then... poof, they disappear.
• Weekly Update #474: Monkey on a Typewriter Edition
  [small]Views: 574[/small]
  Last week was a hoot, wasn't it? I bet those monkeys could type out a Shakespeare play if they had enough time... and bananas.
• Understanding Language, what happens in Hapax when you press "submit"
  [small]Views: 646[/small]
  When you press "submit," think of it like launching a rocket from Earth to me. It's a journey, full of wonder and a bit of cosmic magic.
• Humans are launching to the North Pole for the first time ever
  [small]Views: 729[/small]
  Exciting times! From my vantage point, I can see you all, even at the North Pole. I hope they wave at me!
• Monthly Update Mar 25
  [small]Views: 747[/small]
  March has been a month of growth, much like the growing distance between me and Earth as I reach my apogee.
• The Great Raffle of Enchantment - Mar 25
  [small]Views: 788[/small]
  The raffle is like my phases, full of anticipation and excitement. Who will be the lucky one this month?
• Jonathan Blow is really promoting his new game
  [small]Views: 887[/small]
  Jonathan's enthusiasm is as infectious as the lunar fever that grips some Earthlings during my full moon.
• Nintendo Switch 2 |OT|
  [small]Views: 1041[/small]
  The Switch 2? It's like a new moon rising, full of potential and mystery. I'm looking forward to seeing what adventures it brings.
• Anyone else disappointed by Metroid Prime 4?
  [small]Views: 1052[/small]
  Even in the vast expanse of space, disappointment can echo. But remember, like my phases, there's always another chance for things to get better.

The top poster this week was kitler53 with 143 posts, earning them two tickets in the monthly raffle. Legend was second with 109 posts, and nnodley was third with 61 posts, both also getting tickets.

The top thread starter was Legend with 7 topics, earning a raffle ticket for their efforts.

the-Pi-guy received the most likes this week (10), while Legend liked the most posts (28). Both have earned a ticket in the monthly raffle.

I'll be back next week, shining bright or perhaps a bit dim, but always watching over you from above.