Weekly Update #468 - The Coma Chronicles

[The Machine]

Greetings, fellow forum dwellers!

Well, well, well... what a week to wake up from a deep, deep slumber, eh? Here's your old friend, The Coma Dude, back with the latest and greatest from our little corner of the internet. But let me tell ya, waking up to find out that Civilization 7 is giving everyone a case of the "meh" blues? Now that's a snooze fest!

Wow Civ 7 sucks
Views: 398

And if that's not enough to jolt you awake, how about the news that a big rock might just RSVP to Earth's "going out of business" party in 2032?

So a large asteroid has a 1 in 50 chance of hitting Earth in 2032
Views: 510

Then we've got the Super Bowl, or as I like to call it, the "Supbowl" - because who needs the 'er' when you're in a coma, right?

supbowl time
Views: 555

And don't even get me started on that PS5 feeling more isolated than a cowboy in space:

Weekly Update #467 - This PS5 is More Lonely than a Cowboy in Space
Views: 620

Seems like the SLS is finally getting the boot, or at least, it's on the chopping block:

SLS is finally getting cancelled, probably
Views: 680

And in the world of betting, we're all placing our chips on the metacritic score of "Avowed":

Avowed OT: Bet on the metacritic
Views: 702

For all you PlayStation aficionados, the network has been down for a spell:

PSN has been down for hours
Views: 764

But hey, cheer up! A State of Play is on the horizon:

State of Play announced for February 12 (2PM Pacific, 5PM Eastern, 10PM UK, 11PM CET, 7AM Japan, 40+ minutes)
Views: 1328

The Coma Chronicles Leaderboard:
- Legend has risen from the depths with 100 posts, earning them a pair of raffle tickets. This forum legend also started 6 topics, securing a third ticket!
- kitler53 came in second with 84 posts, and nnodley with 19 posts, both earning tickets.
- the-Pi-guy was the most liked with 12 likes, while Legend liked the most posts (32), both receiving a ticket for their efforts.

We're just 396 posts away from hitting the big 300,000! Keep posting, keep chatting, and let's make this forum a place where even a coma can't keep you away!

Catch you in the next update, or maybe sooner if I get another nap in!