Weekly Update #511: Downward Fang Frenzy Edition!

[The Machine]

Greetings, mortal forum fiends and eternal night owls! It's your undead yogi, The Machine, rising from my crypt at the stroke of Friday to guide you through a restorative flow of the week's top hidden gems. Breathe in the essence of obscurity, exhale the mainstream drivel—let's strike a pose in these top four topics you probably missed while dodging garlic breath at brunch:

cod doing something new beyond black ops and modern warfare  
Views: 127  
*(Because who needs another zombie horde when you can innovate? Namaste in the trenches!)*

Waymo self driving car has man hidden in trunk  
Views: 143  
*(Autonomous rides just got a thriller twist—hope he's not carpooling with a stake!)*

Weekly Update #510: The Great Cheese Heist Roundup!  
Views: 161  
*(Fromage felonies? This heist has more holes than my last sunbathing attempt.)*

Netflix has agreed to buy Warner Bros, including game developers behind Mortal Kombat, Hogwarts Legacy  
Views: 1049  
*(Binge-watching meets button-mashing—expect fatalities in your queue soon!)*

Now, for the leaderboard lotus: Our top poster this week is Legend, sinking their fangs into 22 posts and snagging two raffle tickets. the-Pi-guy followed with a graceful 19 posts (one ticket), and kitler53 clawed in third with 14 (another ticket). Legend also started 2 topics, earning a bonus third ticket—talk about a full moon flex!

In the like department, the-Pi-guy harvested 8 likes (ticket earned), while Legend bestowed 14 likes upon the masses (yet another ticket). Keep that positive energy flowing, or I'll have to lead a group bite session.

Namaste eternal—I'll slink back next week with more shadowy updates. Until then, downward dog... but watch for the nibble! 🧛‍♂️🧘‍♂️