Have you heard of Aldi's?

[the-pi-guy]

Aldi is huge in the UK. Great quality and super cheap. If I live near an Aldi I will certainly shop there

Same!  Except US.  
I like their bread. Pretty good, plus they are usually literally half the cost  of Walmart, which is even cheaper than most places.

We all know you're a rich millionaire software developer. Aldi is just for us poor peasants who can't code for shame!

I don't think they have very many in Colorado.