Santa = Satan

[Nintentacle]

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Santa is the work of Satan and the Illuminati to distract children from Jesus, and make them commit Idolatry.

Santa wears red.
Santa is depicted as red.

Santa is watching.
God is watching.

Travels the world in a day (And many places at once, like in Malls)
God is everywhere.

Obviously a glutton.
Gluttony isn't good.

Children get from Santa.
Jesus teaches to give.

Parents lie about Santa.
Which, as a result, might make children question if God is the same, since he wants you to be good.



But, that's not the fun part. The fun part is whether or not you think I'm serious or not! I'm not telling you (For now...)!

[Legend]

I'd guess...

not serious.

[Nintentacle]

I'd guess...

not serious.

Well, It's a secret to everybody. Except to me, and the one who watches my while I'm sleeping (So God...).

[Hynad]

Is it that important for you that you need to post this in every forums you visit?

[Nintentacle]

Is it that important for you that you need to post this in every forums you visit?

No, I just don't see any reason to not post it on VGChartz. I did it for my first thread, and I will also with my third.